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UPDATE: March 27, 2026

Attention Cooked Brains Readers:
Church of Birch has some great new articles coming soon. We are excited to announce that we have almost completed writing the article titled "The Second American Civil War Has Already Begun," and gathered most of the materials needed to complete the article. We are prioritizing finishing this article due to the current global and political landscape. Expected publish date is early April 2026. There is another article titled Spatial Signatures that is also partially written and will be published by May 2026.

UPDATE: February 27, 2026

Please visit our downloads section! There are many important videos to watch! The music is much less important.

UPDATE: August 7, 2025

Happy Birthday, Patrick!


Attention Cooked Brains Readers:
Our web server was down! We had a power outage we were dealing with....
On top of that, our REFS GPT volume disappears after a post mortem bootup, causing the web server and email server files to become unavailable. Our entire mail store has been going down! Luckily, we have a very small user base right now. We are aware of the issue and are working through ways to solve it without high downtime.

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